5 PM

Last Haiku of Day

Enjoy Your Weekend Thank You

The Gumption Boys Say

4:30 PM

You Give Snide Remarks

Spring Training is a Must See

Skim Milk Goes Skeet Skeet

4 PM

Sushi is Raw Fish

Giraffes Must Have Big Large Balls

Cornucopia

3:30 PM

Are You Alright Hoss

Gas Station Rips Off My Tits

Punctuality

3 PM

Red Hair You Scare Me

Desert Sand is Granular

Hit the Deck Fucker

2:30 PM

Do the Rockaway

The Borough of Manhattan

You Like Bukkake

2 PM

Dolphin Swims To Sea

Sharks Closing in All Around Me

Punch Them in the Face

1:30 PM

Swamp Ass Hurts My Crack

Gold Bond is Medicated

General Schwarzkopf

1 PM

Do Not Lay Me Off

Wind Echoing Off a Tree

These Drugs are not Safe

12:30 PM

Atlanta Waffles

Scud Missles in the Desert

Poached Eggs Eat Anus

NOON

Child of the Spirits

Shiny Lip Stick it Glistens

Dog Jizz Makes Puppies

11:30 AM

Me Pessimistic

Rubber Stamps and Wet Ink Bath

Christopher Walken

11 AM

Ornate Shrubbery

Fascinatingly Long Shorts

Rastafarian

10:30 AM

Porn Star Goo Product

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Don't Touch Sea Urchin

10 AM

Mike and the Mad Dog

Big Booties on Hot Snowboards

Scrumptious Funnel Cake

9:30 AM

Mozart Symphonic

Construction Goes Poland Spring

Kangaroo Bullocks

9 AM

The Poster Children

Clam Chowder is now on Sale

David Stern Sucks Dick