Contestant Number Three, we welcome thee!
- Why do you hate cauliflower? I don’t hate cauliflower, I love it.
- Who are you? White and Warren
- What is the name of your shoe? “The GB”
- What is your favorite Gumption post? Protection
- What performance-enhancing drug is your favorite? Viagra
- Who is your favorite explorer? Christopher Columbus
- Finish this statement: Teddy Jones is no homo
- Finish this statement: Butang is oh god!
- What is your favorite moment in American History? When Brittany and Madonna kissed.
- Who is currently the world’s biggest ass clown? Teddy Jones
- What really grinds your gears? People who don’t hold the elevator
- Maple Syrup or Cinnamon AND Sugar? Maple Syrup
- Thelonious Monk or Coltrane? Coltrane
- The Boss or The Boss? The Boss
- Ferris Oxide or Magnesium Sulfate? Magnesium Sulfate
- Why are you still here? I’m not answering that question, that’s a stupid one.
- What’s your favorite sexual position (real or imaginary)? The Eiffel Tower
- Swamp Ass: Great feeling or Greatest feeling? Great.
- What’s something nobody knows about you, but a bunch of random people are about to? I know every single word to Bye Bye American Pie
- Why should the Gumption public vote for you? Cause I’m amazing, I don’t know.
Contestant Number Four will join us at 3pm, you don’t want to miss that one!
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