Contestant Number Two, here’s looking at you!
- Why do you hate cauliflower? I don’t or am I supposed to come up with a reason? I don’t discriminate because they’re white.
- Who are you? Furball
- What is the name of your shoe? “Beartops”
- What is your favorite Gumption post? The Blunder from Down Under
- What performance-enhancing drug is your favorite? Marijuana
- Who is your favorite explorer? Magellan, he gets mentioned in Tommy Boy
- Finish this statement: Teddy Jones is a rock star
- Finish this statement: Butang is a hip hop legend
- What is your favorite moment in American History? Obama’s election.
- Who is currently the world’s biggest ass clown? Paris Hilton
- What really grinds your gears? People who only use the elevator go up or down one floor.
- Maple Syrup or Cinnamon AND Sugar? Maple Syrup
- Thelonious Monk or Coltrane? Coltrane
- The Boss or The Boss? The Boss
- Ferris Oxide or Magnesium Sulfate? Magnesium Sulfate
- Why are you still here? Because you’re keeping me on the phone. Is that a good answer?
- What’s your favorite sexual position (real or imaginary)? A lady never tells
- Swamp Ass: Great feeling or Greatest feeling? Neither
- What’s something nobody knows about you, but a bunch of random people are about to? Nice try.
- Why should the Gumption public vote for you? Because my name is Furball.
Contestant Number Three rolls out at 1pm.
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